It’s really sad seeing the movies they used to make or the people that used to be in movies. Or the cities aren’t totally covered in garbage and garbage people and crime.

Mary Jane isn’t even worth saving in the new ones. The new Peter Parkers suck compared to Toby.

We’re talking about why they feel the need to make Aunt May sexy instead of just a grandma like #1. Or why they keep making Mary Jane uglier. They don’t want the audience being attracted to her or see her a dream girl.

They’ve redid the series 3x now and none of it as good as Spider-Man 1/2.

I just watched Amazing Spider-Man 1/2, boy those were boring and LONG. I was right to skip them so many years. Emma Stone is hot but that’s the only good thing. Andrew was a terrible Spider-Man. He wasn’t funny. The bad guys were bad too. They’re both 2/10.

The world sure died 2010, 2020, 2021.