Everything Yet Nothing

It was broken for some reason. It’s fixed, yay!

http://www.shlonglor.com

I’m legally free again to make content so maybe I will make something. Who knows.

https://www.youtube.com/@TheRealShlonglor

28 years ago! haha

The sad time has come to reach the 50s. Age 50 now. I started this website when I was 22. haha. I think you get senior discounts at age 55.

I met a guy that didn’t know what AFK meant.

Here is my Wishlist on Amazon if you want to get anything .

I’ve made it 4 months (or 9 months) alone. I’m so much richer. The cash is everywhere now. Drowning in it. At worst she was $2,000 a month for “shopping/groceries”. At best $1,000. This is why so many dudes are single now a day + alimony, losing 1/2 your shit. Divorce favors women.

It’s been 10-14 years in the hoarder house since we’ve had a live Christmas tree. I’ve had no experience doing it myself. I got it on the roof of the truck. A costco tree for $86 (what a rip). The mistake I made is I had a lot of rachet straps at home and I should have just grabbed some instead of using their Costco twine. It made it home ok but the kid was trapped in the car (not really), until I cut the twine.

The next mistake was that I didn’t cut 10″ of the tree trunk of branches. So it didn’t fit into the base at all. We had to drag it out and cut it until it fit. The base kinda blows but it was free.

The final mistake was trying to make it even/not tilted or the top is a bit too high for the roof.

But it’s a learning experience for next year.

Apparently that’s what I’m going through. Never heard of it.

Just realized I’ve now been on the internet for 30 years! Insane. I still can’t design anything in photoshop haha.

I went to the work gym at least 20 times during the years but.

We have a nearby free gym (HOA) and I never went. Finally a kid convinced me to go. I should have been going for 15 years. Oh well!

What I don’t like though is the hot chicks are missing. That’s what inspires you to work out.

It’s been so long since I was at the gym, it PRE-DATES social media haha.

Had a terrible break-up last month so I’m just focused on fixing my house after the damage, then I hope to do more here.