I go to a timeshare presentation for a free week. If you’ve never done that before, they have about 3 people that try to get you to buy, then you have to keep saying no while they try to talk you into it. Then you get your free stays. Repeat x decades. I hadn’t done one in so long the phones didn’t have screens the last time I went.

Anyway they give me this hot as fuck brunette for my talk. They purposely give the guys girls to convince them, and dudes for the girls. Total fucking scam.

She was acting really weird. She’d just stop and gaze into my eyes. She made it so awkward. She kept staring into my eyes with a f me look until I would look away because it was so awkward because clearly that wasn’t what she meant. She wanted to con you into buying. She gave me more eye fucking than I got in 19 years of my previous relationship. I’m ok with that IF it was genuine but it was some lame sales tactic to get idiot men to unload $100k+. At the end of their first offer, they wanted $84,000 and $900 a month for the timeshare. Fuck that man. But the last time I went 10-15 years ago the Disneyone was only $17k, which seemed impossible at the time.

The next issue they dilute your points. 2 vacations a year turn into 1 every 2 years. So they sell it on anti-inflation but then fuck with the points. So it’s not really worth it, depending. It’s still better than hotels in some cases for 1 week states because the places they give you are like a HOUSE.

Anyway, I wish I had a picture of this girl. Even if she went with you on all your trips and f-ed your eyes out, it still wasn’t worth $84,000 haha.