His: 10 mpg. Attention Whore Vehicle. Twin Turbo.

Hers: 27 MPG. No one cares. Twin Turbo. Can’t even pick it out of a parking lot. There’s 20 other similar looking ones. Try to get into the wrong one sometimes. 

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His: Roasts the tires in first and second

Hers: Roasts the tires in 1st

His: Pours on the power and sends people back-in-time behind him. They no longer exist anymore. What cars? What people?

Hers: Fight besides others, all along the way but smaller to weave in and out. 

Hers: Heated/Cooling Seats, Heated Steering Wheel, $2,000 Factory Infinity Stereo with lots of bass, Moon Roof, mostly glass roof with view, driving lights

His: Crickets

Hers: Resale Value

His: Super bad resale value. Anyone who attaches any value to it, gets laughed at and asked if they’re smoking crack

His: $75 to fill up

Hers: $50

His: Range of 200 unless freeway

Hers: Range of 283

His: Nice comfy ride for the 2nd row.

Hers: Feels like you’re in the back of a pickup truck (shoulda tested before buying) . No one wants to ride in the back. 

His: Randos will fuck it up

Hers: No one cares

His: Remote range so far you can’t even see the vehicle

Hers: 4-5 garages away 

His: take out your laptop and program all this custom stuff

Hers: Nope

His: Spend all your money upgrading or improving

Hers: Why bother 

While both are fun, hers is more practical.