Update: Paul is the biggest dbag ever

The girl(s) started watching this garbage and I got roped in. They watched until 3-4 a.m. It’s like 4 Black guys and (2) super nerdy white guys as the bacherlors. Anyway, it’s soo bad, even compared to 1990s or early 2000 reality TV. It’s sad how fall reality TV has fallen. I’d go back and watch The Real World, or those better earlier shows instead.  I mean Jerry Springer and those early shows were a step from this crap.

They script these shows, who knows what is real at all. I liked Storage Wars and it was all lies. They seeded the units.

It’s interesting just to see how cut and paste the formula is, ripping off from earlier shows like American Idol. You have to pick 1-2 super jerks that the audience hates then kick them off the show. Then bring them back to surprise the guests. haha.

They also manage to show Seattle as not a complete piece of shit, somehow filming around all the horribleness. I guess maybe before the city fell? haha. They have a couple out in the middle of the bay, and you’re like, ok probably the only nice part of Seattle. Then it’s not raining everyday so that’s suspicious as fuck too.

Then their other location is Portland, the other worst city in America. But somehow they make it look good on TV.

Then they send a couple to some cave/pool in Mexico, and there’s JUST them and some cheesy scenes. And I’m like, ok there were probably 500 people behind a rope watching this shit because the chances of you getting in that pool without 50 people are about zero. IMO.

The worst part of the show is they set all these cheesy scenes, then pump the music up with the worst songs and lyrics. It’s got the words onscren so I sing along to annoy the family. Whoever’s idea to add the music every 5 seconds to hype up a scene needs to be dumped off a pier. Their music selections are all bad. And they only play 2 lines of the song.