Woman Simulator

Update: we beat all the content in 4 days, and the only thing left is just to make your base better. After trying out Sub 1, the devs are really being jerks this time around. In 1, you can kill the fish or run them over with your sub and they go splat and die (hilarious), while in 2, they don’t let you do anything to them for woke reasons. They got rid of the knife. They got rid of the freeze gun. It’s early access, but they don’t actually want the things from 1 that made it better. Sub 1 has a way more epic intro and first gameplay. Sub 1 gives you this thing you hold that makes you swim fast, while the duplicate in Sub 2 is super slow, and you don’t even notice the speed increase while doing it. Just about everything they’ve done in 2, is worse than 1, other than improvements to graphics and building. They took in $60M then are jerking the players around on what they want (attack fish) or faster swimming.

Earlier Post

It’s early access. The two kids (adults) and I all bought it for a total of $90.

Update: the devs told players to go play “Sons of the Forest,” which to me looks like a better game then had to apologize to the community. Another comment said they removed guns from the game due to some shooting, which is lame, if true.

We played for about 6 hours, then it seemed like we basically beat all the content. However, once we built some subs, we did find some more content for more than 2 days of play. Day 4.

To me, the game is super boring. You can’t fight the fish or loot them. You just die from them. My daughter went back to play Sub 1 again to check the differences. Sub 1 had better subs, and a knife to fight fish and a dive suit with a drill. This version you just have to be abused by the fish with nothing you can do other than armor up your sub. It’s early access, though. Pay $30 for an unfinished game instead of paying $60 for a released unfinished game as normal haha.

• The gameplay is just swim somewhere, drag the shit back to your pod. You can improve your base, but why? It’s kinda boring in my opinion. It was putting me to sleep. It was only fun because I was playing with my 2 children.
• The tools you build require batteries, so you have to go back and craft batteries and replace them as they run out of power repeatedly. Kinda annoying.
• Can’t really customize your character much, yet, and their choices are lame and woke.
• Managing all your stuff is a pain. Keep building more storage space. I’m just dropping shit on the floor or going to get more portable storage, then dropping that on the floor.
• You want to explore, but you’re always running out of air, even with the upgrades. You’re like this exploration would be enjoyable if I weren’t running out of air.
• Things you think you should be able to loot, you can’t loot.
• The story people are blathering on about shit we didn’t care about in the background. haha.
• We built a sub, then all 3 of us were on it. We keep going into areas that are unfinished.
• A giant ass clam eats someone, and they didn’t even die.
• You are often WAY far from your base, so it takes forever to get back to it. Super annoying. 500M from your base. Even with the boost, and the boost items, and fins. The vehicle can for sure help there.

Basically, you’re paying a $30 downpayment on them finishing the game someday. Early access is such nonsense in my opinion.

Maybe it’s a good game for little kids. I was wishing I was just cruising the web instead, watching a show. haha.

Everyone is spamming “It’s what Clara wanted” for how bad show ended. Now it’s in line with Game of Thrones, Lost, and more for having the worst ending that ruines the whole show.

SPOILERS

• They have Gen V spinoff, 2 seasons, where they build up a black lady with the power of blood manipulation and bring people back to life as the answer to Homelander. Then she appears in the ending for a little bit, and they say they don’t need her, and she drives off. That invalidates 2 seasons of that show. And the girl could have actually helped in the battle.
• Invading the WHITE HOUSE is just going down a $10 set, a tunnel as 2 people shoot you from above. In the dark. haha. So stupid. Any sort of movie that invades the White House was better (Olympus Has Fallen)
• The final battle is just in the Oval Office, where there was just minimal damage
• Amazon put out hype posters/advertisements about the final battle none of which happened
• Fan movies have better endings.
• Soldier is just dumped in the fridge
• The smart chick does nothing all season.
• The DEEP dies to an octopus, which he supposedly has power over. He’s not tough enough to take a hit? It goes right through him?
• NOIR 2 dies to just a knife but takes 50 caliber shots no problem.
• Annie is built up over 5 seasons, then her battle is lame, and she does nothing. She just punches, flies, and throws. No massive electric battle.
• The battle in earlier episodes with Soldier, Butcher, the kid, and Kimiko was better than the SAME battle in the finale.
• Homelander can’t chop Kimiko in half with lasers when he did in earlier seasons
• Homelander can’t fly away.
• The show creator has TDS and spent the seasons trying to bash MAGA, Trump, and especially bash Christians instead of making a good show. haha.
• They ruin the show, then expect you to jump right into their new spinoff. Their spinoff sapped the money needed to have a decent season 5 and an ending to the original flagship show.
  

  “Don’t ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next product

Update: Played 130 hours. Beat all the quests but one where you fight this giant tree thing. Then I didn’t beat the last boss to unlock the new area that doesn’t exist for 6 months. It was fun having content, the game is like super pain in the ass and makes you swear all the time though. I don’t know if I can recommend it. haha.

I got the best ship and got all the weapon upgrades and maxed everything out.

Earlier

update: level 12: made it to the 3rd area on Friday. It’s the worst. haha. So unfun to fight a single monster. I also got my new ship the Frigate. Boarding is also the worst. You get stuck on all the objects on deck and then get 1 shotted. Just about everything about this game is unfun but better than Battlefield 6.

update: I’m level 10. Combat is the worst. I’ve died at least 1,000 times. haha.

I finally beat the first stage boss with a shotgun. Then made it to the next area on normal difficulty. Then

It’s a pirate game:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3041230/Windrose/

It’s super hyped. It’s crazy hard, and you need to watch videos of basic tips before playing because there are some hidden things that fuck over your complete gameplay if you don’t know.

It’s pretty addicting, but it’s literally all the same shit as SKULL & BONES. The difference is you can go to the islands and fight monsters or BUILD, but the ship combat is all worse than Skull & Bones, plus it’s mainly single player, but you can play coop. It’s not an open world like that or Sea of Thieves.

I’m realizing everything I’m doing I did exactly already in Skull & Bones, only people didn’t play that game so they don’t realize it’s also already in that game.

After 2 days of play, I’m realizing you’d be better off just replaying Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag

The combat is like WoW/EverQuest 1999 where you pull too many monsters, and there’s no way to pull a single monster, and you’re 1-shotted and can’t fight more than 1 monster at once. That hasn’t improved and is way back 25 years in the past. haha. I played for about 5 hours before going to level 2. And you die to level 1 monsters all day. The combat is this bullshit parry/dodge shit that isn’t fun at all.

It’s the most corpses and deaths I’ve seen in my life. But I didn’t know how to use a tent to set up your respawn. haha.

ship combat is no better than Sea of Thieves, Black Flag (worse), or Skull & Bones. You can board vs Skull & Bones (can’t) but the boarding is terrible.

IF YOU DIE, YOU RESPAWN BACK ELSWHERE IN THE WORLD! You don’t even go back to your ship. So you die boarding, then you have to summon your ship back to your corpse. Repair things. Then travel BACK TO THE FUCKING BATTLE. That’s terrible. You should respawn on your ship or something.

But it’s pretty fun having things to do and playing the game. It’s addictive.

It’s really well done for EARLY ACCESS and it’s cheap at $27.

STARTING TIPS

• You can fast travel by getting into your boat, THEN fast traveling. WTF. Didn’t know that.
• Built tents to make your respawn spot closer
• Do all this “comfort” decoration building in town to make your stamina last longer
• Drag a bell and wood around when you go to a new island to lay down a spawn point
• Suggestions
  • Combat needs to be better and more fun. I spend all my time swearing about dying.
  • need to be able to separate out monsters from packs if they are so hard to kill in a group
  • Needs to dump all items in the chest key/button
  • Needs make the max crafting items key/button
  • NPC dialog UI is terrible

People in games are just as annoying as real life. I’m trying to do a mission and I get a text message (IN-GAME) from some dumb chick who wants to hang out right in the middle of my mission. It’s like fuck off, I’m busy. And the chick wants to go on a date or something with my female character and she’s gross, she’s not even hot.

The last time I saw annoying shit like this was back in GTA IV, I think. They want you to do a date simulator, and the NPCs lose faction if you don’t waste your time hanging out with them. They had people be your friends, then they wanted to hang out and do mini games. I don’t know why game makers are trying to replicate the same lame shit as real life in a video game, especially with text messaging (in-game).