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I got Battlefield 6

I got Battlefield 6

Update: So fucking buggy. Game fails to load after a round nearly every game. I have to quit the game and restart it like 50x a day.

Worst maps I’ve ever seen

Worst vehicles I’ve ever seen in a Battlefield. This is making BF1 look like a masterpiece.

Earlier Post

It was on sale for $60 (SALE) hah.

It’s pretty enjoyable. I like that there’s lots of quests to do. It’s been out so long, people are level 120 and I’m level 10.

I’d say the game is 9/10 besides the UI. The vehicles are pretty crappy though vs BF4/BF Hardline. Vehicles I’d say are 1/10 and worst of any BF I’ve played before. And BF franchise is about vehicles.

It seems to run OK on my 2020 computer.

The store though looks like it was designed by a spazz. You can’t find anything. Give the system to a 10 year old high on sugar and that’s the design.

The general menu system/UI  for finding and starting games is the worst I’ve ever seen in a video game. It’s like a bunch of marketing assholes designed the menu system. They hide all the shopping within the things you need to click on to start games. They want you shopping instead of playing. It’s a complete mess. You have no idea what to click on to start actual games. Then they have like 10-20 game modes and you don’t even know which one to pick. The only one you recognize is “conquest.”   It’s funny how they have UI/UX positions, and then these people in 2025 do the absolute worst job at UI where some random programmer from 1997 could do a better job making UIs before the UI/UX discipline existed. You know it’s all on purpose. It’s marketing douches making the decisions instead of actual game players.

When a game ends and you want to see how you did or what quests you need to work on, it just auto loads you into the next game. They give you like 10 seconds to see what even happened in the game before they force a loading screen on you.  So you have to EXIT the queue and it’s the worst system I’ve ever seen in a game to exit the queue. It’s something like “main menu” to find your way out. Whatever you press to exit, it’s the wrong thing.  Then you sit there and try to look at your quests and then you have to find where to restart your game in their mess of a UI again (see above). The end of the game screen is easier to understand than the system OUT of the game so you want to use that version only you can’t see it AND exit the queue. So shit system to see what your progress is, shit system to exit the queue, no option to not AUTO QUEUE every fucking game. These assholes want you to from game after game until you die without a break. It’s predatory. They make it SO fucking hard to quit a game. One selection to quit queue, then another to quit the game. It’s so difficult to quit the game and that’s on fucking purpose. They want you to play until you die. Someone should sue those assholes over that. In the old days you could just hit ALT-F4 to get out of the game because they make it so hard but now it’s almost like you have to END TASK to get out of the fucking game. EA are such fucking assholes as always since 1990s. I really hate them and hope someday they go out of business.

 

 

Tulsa King

Tulsa King

It’s enjoyable but it’s pretty cheesy and unbelievable. This gang rolls up and starts destroying some stuff and they just let them drive away instead of destroying their cars in response which still wouldn’t add up to all the damage they caused. Why are you letting them get away with it?

The deals they make are way too easy and wouldn’t happen. Oh all their deals they make with people magically work out!

People are ok with crime instead of just calling the cops or recording the crime on their phone which would happen instead. haha.

People are physically fighting instead of just killing people.

I’m like who is the hot chick? She looks like someone only way older. The answer was Dana Delany

Today’s cringe

Today’s cringe

  • “That’s wildddddddd”
  • “I ain’t going to lie” (also an old one)
  • “That’s crazzzzzzyyyyyy”
  • “cringe”
  • “Fin??” Fixing to do something?
  • Cooked
  • We’re cooked
Superman: 2025

Superman: 2025

Well it wasn’t the worst super hero movie but. The casting on this was so incredibly bad. The cast of Smallville: 2001-2011 had a better cast. Superman’s earth parents wer especially bad. They picked them up off a homeless shelter. Then they manage to ruin the Superman story by having his real parents suck and backstab. You’re better off just watching Superman 1978 at that point unless you’re after special effects.  The only good picks were Skyler Gisondo for Jimmy and Nathan Filion from Firefly. Lois Lane was terrible, too.

Flash or Spiderman were characters that were real or jokey but then they try to make Superman all emo and real instead of the “man of steel” this time. It was stupid. He’s getting his ass kicked all movie.

Then their woke war of clearly Russia vs. an innocent Islam country?

The movie was enjoyable if you didn’t pay for it.

Top Gun: Maverick

Top Gun: Maverick

I’m a little late but I was avoiding it because it is so popular. Anything everyone tells me to watch, I say forget it. I made people so mad for 10 years not watching Pulp Fiction.

My first question was F/18s? Wtf. Why not F35, F22 Raptors?

Grok said those are only one-seaters.

Then their mission is literally the Iran mission we did in real life. Just take some B2s and some bunker busters. So I plug that into Grok (X’s AI) and yeah that was the solution. haha.

But they try to allude to the Russia being the bad guy. Iran doesn’t have 5th gen fighters but has those old Tomcats. Movie nonsense.

Then where is there some magical beach bar in San Diego?

Overall it’s 10/10 but it’s some nonsense.

RIP: White Kitty: 2015 – 2025.

RIP: White Kitty: 2015 – 2025.

Unfortunately, white kitty was laid to rest yesterday under a tree.
We were able to bury her just before the rain started, which is a sign from God.

We spent a week trying to save her, but there was no hope, and she was continuing to get worse by the day. I had to tube feed her every few hours, and she took $1200 in medicine for no results. About $3k I put in. She saw 3 doctors and an emergency animal hospital for 2 days. Each day, she was just getting worse. She wasn’t able to sleep anymore and couldn’t eat or even sit comfortably. Ultimately, they couldn’t find what was wrong besides liver failure. The next thing they wanted was $5,000-$6,900 without any clue if it would have worked since they never found the base cause. liver failure, cancer, not sure.

We had 6 days to wrap our heads around saying goodbye and spend time with her. She’d still sleep on people each night. But she was just in either bed all day for days and wouldn’t even come out to the living room anymore.

Her last day was a somewhat happy day for her as she purred and enjoyed the outside air and some grass on a lawn. We all got to say goodbye, and it was the saddest day ever because you knew it was the last day. Now we have to deal with her being gone.

I’ve had tons of cats, and bunnies, and this is the ONE cat that I wanted to hang onto forever. Each day I’d pray thank you to God for another day with her and ask for more time. There was even an article about something in Korea they’ve invented to extend pet’s life we had hoped to somehow get someday.

The last 15 months with just me in the kids, she helped us through that. She’s the loving, caring mom to us that we wanted.

I spent months picking this cat out on the shelter website in 2015. After our previous cat got out and was killed by a coyote.
When I saw her on the webpage, I said Ethan This is the one and we went to get her.

She had the most beautiful blue eyes. She’s white in the dark but in the sun has beautiful orange stripes and orange eye makeup.

People tried to give her names, but she was just Kitty or White Kitty. Anytime you’d say “kitty” she’d wag her tail one time.

I love this cat so much that I write entire giant posts about her. I haven’t been at home a single day without her in 10.6 years, and the only time I’m away is on trips. I watch her on the cameras when I’m gone.

I cannot imagine life without her. I keep walking by either bedroom to see her and she’s not there anymore. It’s unthinkable. She’s an equal family member. She helped us through COVID where we had to work and do school at home every day. She helped us through every day. We’d always go back to the bedrooms to visit her, or she’d come out and sit on the couch.

I joked I’d leave all my money to this cat, and anyone who wanted a piece would have to take care of her.

We were hoping to get our house cleaned up then make her internet famous because she’s so unique.

She chose my son as her #1, and when he wasn’t around, she chose me. She LOVED my son and always wanted to be on his bed. When she wanted out of the room, she’s started ripping things until she’d be let out, then want back in after food or the bathroom. When she couldn’t get into Ethan’s room, she’d sit outside his door waiting for him to go to the bathroom or for him to open the door. It was the cutest thing ever. I really feel bad for him the most because of their unique bond. The last two nights I let her sleep with him. He’d come in and ask to take her from my bed to his bed and we’d fight about who gets her. 🙂

At 2 to 3am she’d go get a pretend mouse then meow up and down the hall letting us know she had one, and drop it in front of Ethan’s door as tribute. One day she brought him 5. 5 trips
She’d even bring one as payment to be let into his door.

She wanted to know what people’s breath smelled like or what we ate so she’d ask us to open our mouth then lean in without touching to smell and we’d help her. So cute.

I had a challenge to get both white kitty and black kitty to purr at the same time, and I did it a few times but it was hard to do

She hated the 2 girl’s in our family at first but then came around and loved them l. She definitely preferred men.

When my daughter would sit on the couch she’d reach over and put a paw or leg on her

When I was done with a nose surgery, she sat on me all week in bed while I recovered. When I was alone, she’d find me and come snuggle. Being all alone, then hearing her jump up to see me was the happiest thing. I love my black cat, and he loves me, but this one actually would snuggle you.

Sometimes she’d be super annoying, wanting inside or outside or stealing food or ripping up people’s clothes or curtains. She actually learned how to open a door in the last few months. She ripped up my son’s new rare jacket he brought from Japan. She had no idea how to use a litter box and you’d have to help her cover things up, but all of that was worth it. Whatever negatives, the positives were way more. I told her I’m sorry for ever yelling at her.

She wouldn’t let you hold her and would get mad if you tried to even set her somewhere and pet her but if she was sitting where she wanted to sit she’d let you pet her. Even a few weeks ago, I was excited to get her to sit on my lap on the computer for 10 mins.

I’m happy that I did the catio because some of the days I’d see her outside on a pad in the sun, enjoying the sun. I’m happy she got 15 months of a cleared-out house where she could run around. For a while, she and black kitty or her and Bandit (11-month kitten) would run up and down the hall, enjoying themselves, which they couldn’t do in previous years.

She loved sitting on anything white, just like her. As I look around the house whenever I see anything white, or even a white grocery bag, I think it’s her.

In 2022, my daughter and I built a whole cat shelf system to lead cats to her bed but only white kitty actually used it. But she was the one who used it. When all the kittens visited in August, she used the shelves to sit on my daughter’s bed to hide from all the cats.

It’s absolutely impossible to get such a rare-looking (female siamese flamepoint), beautiful cat that was also such a wonderful cat.

She loved it when people would wash their hair and go crazy and rub her head against the wet hair, and bite the hair to “remark” her territory.

She’d eat weird things like tomatoes, bananas. She’d kill you for chicken or turkey. If you left your plate alone, she’d steal from your plate. She’d jump on the counter and drag off meat off the counter and try to get away with it. She’d go into predator mode and try to steal the food she wanted.

My message to you is enjoy the time you have with your pets or, more importantly, people, because you never know how much time you have.

We are so happy for the time we got to spend with her.
We really hope to see her again in Heaven someday.

Dear White Kitty
Dear White Kitty
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More free TV : Pluto

More free TV : Pluto

Found Rawhide with Clint Eastwood I’ve been after forever. The only problem is it’s streaming so you can’t pick what to watch and you go somewhere and come back and it’s scrolled off and you can’t even finish what you were watch. Then it’s 2 seasons later. haha. So watching shit in order is quite a chore. You’ll have to wait until it wraps around again.

Then the commercials make you want to jump.

But otherwise, good free content.

The Witcher: Season 4

The Witcher: Season 4

That’s the worst garbage I’ve ever seen. The new Witcher doesn’t even try to make the Witcher voice, he just talks normally. haha.  You’d have better luck just rewatching Lord of the Rings again instead of watching this trash.

 

In another how terrible Netflix has become: I know what you did last summer

In another how terrible Netflix has become: I know what you did last summer

There’s already 2 movies that are fine and even Scary Movie is a great copy of it. So they of course update it AGAIN with new people and add all the woke nonsense and it’s the most horrible thing I ever saw. Normally I can get through whatever crap movie but this one I just couldn’t take. When the joke movie is better than the remake…

The Rookie / ABC is terrible

The Rookie / ABC is terrible

Wow, this is the worst cop show I’ve ever seen. The writing is really really bad. I think AI could do a better job. Regular real life dash/cop cams have a better story than this show. Nearly every “event” is just complete nonsense.

I only watched it because I like Nathon Fillion from Firefly.

  • Like at a baby class, a “dad” comes to stab people and saying it’s his kid when the baby isn’t even born yet.
  • The cliche oh off-duty cop is guarding a VIP holding a briefcase but someone comes to try to steal the briefcase
  • A fake missile alert incoming throws the city into chaos where a judge is holding cops by gunpoint to get into the bunker when LA doesn’t even have bunkers since the 1960s.
  • The criminals are so cheesy and bad and just go “ok you got me”.” The casting on them is so bad. They’re clearly just actors and whoever is hiring these people should be fired. They don’t even hire an actor or dress an actor like an actual criminal. They put a homeless lady then the lady just looks like a pretty girl they made look ugly on purpose.

I’m like what is this crap. Who watches this? Age 60+ people? Then my daughter says she saw her grandma watching it. haha.

All of the cops are black, the chief, the watch commander, every team of 2 cops has a black person. Then I look up the stats and: “The LAPD is becoming more diverse, with sworn workforces that are almost 70% people of color, reflecting the city’s demographics. In 2020, sworn personnel included a majority of White officers, along with a significant presence of Hispanic/Latino (46.9%), Black (8.3%), and Asian (11.7%) officers. ” 

So 8% black but 90% of the show is black. They pull the cliche story of someone coming back from under cover after 5 years, and it’s of course a black woman. haha.

Then one episode the start of it was a TOYOTA TUNDRA commercial but they make it a part of the episode.

This show has some decent actors, it’s just the writing is so bad. The criminal acting is so bad. I’m like ok what other cop shows were there? Dagnet. Adam 12. Even those ancient cop shows had better stories than this crap.

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