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One day I made a chat joke about “don’t you have phones.” and THEY had a complete meltdown. I had a NEGATIVE 98 thumb downvote chat emoji going on me. I had destroyed their fragile world. And that was even 1 and 1/2  to 2 years later. That’s more downvotes than any upvotes on anything I ever said. haha. Better to be hated and known and liked and unknown? haha.

This place had made its success off humor but past 2005+ that humor was literally banned. they removed funny audio in remakes.

Every time I saw that guy I wanted to yell out, YES I DO HAVE A PHONE. IT’S RIGHT HERE! SEE?

(he’s actually a wonderful guy IRL, he was one of the only 2 employees to survive the North office closure)

One day we were both in the same line at Disneyland and he was another line ahead. But the line would wrap around and line up next to each other every so often. I was just dying to not say each time. “Yes, I have a phone.”  (line wraps around, meets up again, repeat)

Then at the very end, it runs on a PC. It was all for nothing.

I      have      a       phone.