Head of PR gets invited to what she thought was an innocent event by coworker spouses. Then they start whip out Dildos and to her shock she was at a Tupperware party staring sex toys. She’s like I GOT TO GO in a round about quote. She asked her boyfriend/husband (also leader) to come pick
There was this guy named Thomas from EU. Worked there 10 years. Wonderful fellow. Well because of his accent which I believe was German, it sounded like “TOE MAS” when he pronounced it. So everyone broke their literal back and apologized whenever they got it wrong just to say “TOE MAS.” But the funny thing
There was this girl on my team and I bonded with her because we both were able to evaluate things that sucked and point it out better than anyone else. When they decided to expose everyone’s REAL NAMES, only she and I were the ones to say hey that’s the dumbest idea ever. But everyone
There was this group of people who for 1-6 years, were turning out FAKE demos to make people they think they were making progress or that somehow what people saw would ever be reality. Kinda funny but also a colossal waste of $$$. It was also disappointing that you’d never see what they were showing.
I feel like the world completely died in March, 2020 and we’re living in the aftermath. Nothing is the same anymore. Nothing is as good as it was before that point. We have to go on though right? The bible says the world is going to continue to decline until it’s the absolute worst and
The cat knocked the 10+-year-old cable modem off the speaker and I hear this glass-breaking sound. It sounded like someone took a full glass and dropped it. The cable modem hit my desk below. I check the cable modem and it sounds like a whole glass was broken inside of it when I shake it .
this cafe worker lady was dealing or had drugs. Then the police came to get her or something and the boyfriend who worked there came down. He started demanding to see the CEO. They said hey if you just leave, you’ll be fine. Nothing will happen to you. But he kept demanding it. So they
We all got called to meeting where they said we’re no longer allowed to say “YOU GUYS.” Completely random too. At another meeting in another department, a woman in QA said “what’s wrong with saying you guys?” She honestly didn’t know what the problem was and thought it was fine. Team members on MY team,
