Month: May 2023

Team Inclusion

There was this guy named Thomas from EU. Worked there 10 years. Wonderful fellow. Well because of his accent which I believe was German, it sounded like “TOE MAS” when he pronounced it. So everyone broke their literal back and apologized whenever they got it wrong just to say “TOE MAS.” But the funny thing

America is dead

No one can afford anything anymore. I guess that’s why there is all the shoplifting. They now don’t even deliver the coupons anymore to fast food, after 15 years. They can’t afford coupons!

I’m super into succulents

For months now I’ve been building a display of succulents. The only problem I experience is I can’t remember which ones I already have. Four times now I buy one then get home and f, we already had it. I also didn’t notice we had two giant pots of them out front of the garage

The fake cop

I told this story one time before in 1997-1998. I was driving along my 1 and 1/2 hour commute to that game company. When this guy kept trying to ram me off the road. He kept trying to get around me and I’d block his move. Then he finally got around me then stopped in

Cox Sux Cox

25 years later. They still do. Now their techs are literal smooth brained morons. One said they would transfer me to the “advanced department.”  Most of them can’t manage to complete a sentence and their chat lines are full of errors. I feel like cutting and pasting from a sheet for tech support was better

Lunch

I don’t know how anyone could eat their lunch at 10 or 11 a.m. The only thing I can imagine is maybe they start work or get up at 5 a.m. and by that time, that’s lunch. haha.

Revenge

17 years after a company charged me $3,000 for a lease break fee to switch apartments I finally got my money back. Due to inflation that’s probably $6,000 by now haha. It wasn’t a direct/free transfer but I still got it. At least 20 times now I’ve got my revenge if I just wait long
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