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I hate when you can’t flame things in the comments

I hate when you can’t flame things in the comments

When you watch TV or Movies, I really wish there was a comment section for any episode or movie. I want to flame them or read the comments.

Some movie review sites used to do that, then they removed them when they didn’t like their shit movies and shows being flamed. Just like how youtube hid the downvote counts.

Remember websites?

Remember websites?

People used to go to them to read random content. Now you just “doom scroll” (my kids say), x.com or Instagram and it’s better content than you’ll ever see on a web page. But the kids say it dumbs you down and hours go by. They sometimes self police by uninstalling, then coming back months later.

62%!

62%!

Something terrible happened today. My phone got down to 62%. Never has it been so low in 15 years. 62% is seriously scary.

The best Phone Charging memes :) Memedroid

I’m the worst witness in history

I’m the worst witness in history

I don’t remember what people looked like, who they were, what they were wearing. One time a lady cop asked me what street was behind my house and I couldn’t even think what it was. I suck haha.

If I didn’t record it, I have no idea.

Online Dating 2024

Online Dating 2024

Click Check on the face (right) on the one that gives you a boner. Hit X on the one that causes it to recoil/invert.

Talk about shallow.

Facebook dating has some seriously scary people. My line is “no thanks, i’d rather be single.”

Online success

Online success

I’ve been chasing online success outside of work for like 14 years now and still have never found it. I can never manage over 300 subs. haha. I’m a legend in my own mind.

I did find some content and success elsewhere that I managed to get nearly 3M upvotes on, but I can’t seem to find any way to monetize it. I’m succeeding with no way to get $$ off it.

I think I hit geezer

I think I hit geezer

I’m feeling super cold lately at 71 degrees. My arms are cold, cold through my pants. If I touch the skin of the woman, she’s in a tanktop and her skin is warm but mine is freezing. I think I hit I NEED A SHAWL level.

Barely Game

Barely Game

Haven’t had time for games much this year. I’m always working. My only rest is sleep.

I spend free time working on my lemon vehicle. 10 MPG. haha.  I’m learning quite a bit in 4 years. I’m now up to the point where I can change catalytic converters. Messing around with the direct engine is a bit much for me though but I mess with everything attached to it.

I hope to have more time next year.

Twitter 2: LOGIN

Twitter 2: LOGIN

 

 

She just needed more chances:

 

https://twitter.com/_B___S/status/1675404842104238080?s=20

I’m not at all prepared for the Apoclypse

I’m not at all prepared for the Apoclypse

  • I don’t have any cool guns or ammo stockpiled
  • I was already a smaller person to begin with, so overpowering people with physical force will be hard unless they’re zombies
  • I’m getting close to senior citizen
  • I’m packed in the middle of millions of people with too many windows and no boards
  • I don’t have the bunker I wanted to have
  • I can’t sleep unless I take medicine that knocks me out making me vulnerable at night (like Dracula in the day)
  • If I don’t eat enough, I start getting light headed
  • I’m fat and out of shape
  • My apocalypse vehicle only gets 10 MPG
  • I’m not really technically inclined but at least I’m learning more after 2020
  • I’d rather die than eat gross foods, especially fish
  • I have back issues

I think if it was the slow moving zombies I might make it.

I think I was designed to be in the bunker like Cloverfeld Lane. 

I’m super into succulents

I’m super into succulents

For months now I’ve been building a display of succulents. The only problem I experience is I can’t remember which ones I already have. Four times now I buy one then get home and f, we already had it. I also didn’t notice we had two giant pots of them out front of the garage that were also succulents that were way further along. Then I had two more pots on the patio that I didn’t recognize either. I’m horrible with plants, trees, or knowing what they are. Once I gathered all the various ones we had around I was able to pick out ones better that we’re missing.

I hate the catus/cati ones. I don’t want any of them with needles. My daughter likes them though.

I’d like to buy some that are further along but they’re like $30+. I’m buying ones that are $3-5.

The coolest thing is these shoots come out of them and then flowers come out. They transform.

Give it a try, they’re on Amazon or at Lowes, garden centers, nurseries.

Check out people selling them on Etsy

Lunch

Lunch

I don’t know how anyone could eat their lunch at 10 or 11 a.m. The only thing I can imagine is maybe they start work or get up at 5 a.m. and by that time, that’s lunch. haha.

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