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Revenge

Revenge

17 years after a company charged me $3,000 for a lease break fee to switch apartments I finally got my money back. Due to inflation that’s probably $6,000 by now haha.

It wasn’t a direct/free transfer but I still got it.

At least 20 times now I’ve got my revenge if I just wait long enough. The Blockbuster who tried to charge me $100 when someone ELSE rented videos requiring me to involve corporate to get out of it is now out of business. I got them eventually haha. (1995/1996 story on this website).

That worked at one of my jobs too. I just waited until the people quit or got fired to get my revenge.

Before and After (not to be confused with the porn by the same name)

Before and After (not to be confused with the porn by the same name)

Before when working for $60 billion company, all jeans are 5-10 years old with holes in the crotch.
AFTER: 5 new jeans. (enough for now)

Before: $20+ for a prescription.
Now: Free. haha.

Just what were they doing for you? I guess free Vegas trips and stuff to resell and maybe 5 hours of “admit your privilege” 

Before: Only had $50 when someone gave me one for Christmas which someone stole out of my wallet “because they were mad.” or found $20 in the parking lot once.
Now: Can shoot $100 bills out of the bill gun for hours/days/weeks?

Before: two cars total
Now: picking out cars by the color to drive that day. All have turbos too. Even picking out cars to drive by the weather. Hey, it’s raining today, how about the one that’s best in the rain?  It’s a chore just parking or cleaning them all or having to have a duplicate of everything in every car so you don’t have to move them between cars. So many cars the kids don’t ever know which one is picking them up or which one to walk to.

Before: $10k credit max
Now: $100ks of credit

Before: couldn’t afford a trip for 5 years
Now: could go first class anywheres

Now if only we had a country that didn’t die to one balloon.

It’s 2023!!

It’s 2023!!

Year 4, don’t forget your mask! It super works, especially the cloth ones. If you’re riding in your car alone, make sure you mask up too! Also if you’re outside walking by yourself with no one around.

And wear your mask while inside the food place and line, then go to the food eating area and remove your mask to eat. Because it’s safe if you’re sitting at a table to eat despite being in crowds of 100s of people. For maximum effectiveness, put your mask back on between bites. Also if you go to Costco with your mask it’s 100% safe too. /missinformation

Year 27+ of where are our flying cars??

Still don’t have Amazon drones delivering our shit either. I want the item INSTANTLY.

Real Life Role-playing

Real Life Role-playing

UPDATE @ BOTTOM

I had or have so many different personalities going, no one knew who I really was. They still don’t know. No one really knows but my son maybe. haha. You can role-play in real life just as in games. People think they know you or spend years thinking they know you, but they really have no idea. That’s very clear in the criminal shows as well “I thought I knew them,  that was out of character etc.” You don’t ever have to present your real self should you choose not to. And I think we agree we hate FAKE People because that’s another extreme where people present success, money, stories full of lies, or other bullshit when you really know they’re full of shit.

It is work maintaining so many personalities for sure and sometimes you forget which one you’re playing:

  1. Gamer
  2. Woke work person (to not get fired)
  3. Church person
  4. Hardcore Thug
  5. Online toxic asshole personality
  6. Nice person
  7. Parent
  8. Aggressive Driver
  9. Conservative Right Wing

What I say is you really never know people. Even people you spend 20 years with. That’s why people are idiots to fall for politicians or hollywood who are just ACTING. That’s why the employees at businesses are fake because they are paid to like you. That’s why coworkers are not your REAL friends unless you know them outside of work and even still, I saw plenty of fake/crazy shit going on there as well. The social media friends (that you’ve known for decades) who like your posts are not your real friends.

So what’s the goal here? Adapt and survive I suppose. Do whatever it takes to survive in the horrible environment you’re put in or extricate yourself from that environment.

This was missing a conclusion but what really matters is your TRUE friends that stand by you no matter what and your family and fuck everyone else.

It sure is hard

It sure is hard

being serious in business. My line is there isn’t a serious bone in my body or that I never aged past age 16. But that certainly affected my career as no one took me seriously because I was always joking.

It’s also hard not starting drama when I’m the master of creating drama in a single LINE. I KNOW DRAMA™

The funniest shit was planting the seed in chat, then watching the people go to town on each other after causing it, just like POPULUS.

Better internet

Better internet

They upped me from 200 to 500 for only $1 more a month. Score. I was getting 170 on speed test but now I get 490 or so. No idea what I really need that for other than downloading something bad. It reaches a point where things are good enough.

I got a new cable modem too. My old one was 2013 and it had broken parts in side (cat post earier) and it smelt like burnt Marijuana. It had to start a fire eventually. $160 for the new one. 8200 A something.

The back bedrooms still get horrible rates even with a $170 mesh extender but that’s good enough back there also.

Killing myself working

Killing myself working

I’m working 18 hours a day for like 3 months now. Zero games. Only rest is sleep. I don’t have much else to do honestly at the moment. I seem to succeeding despite others’ wishes. haha.

I need to get some life insurance so when I die in my chair, someone gets paid.

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