Before and After (not to be confused with the porn by the same name)

Before when working for $60 billion company, all jeans are 5-10 years old with holes in the crotch.
AFTER: 5 new jeans. (enough for now)

Before: $20+ for a prescription.
Now: Free. haha.

Just what were they doing for you? I guess free Vegas trips and stuff to resell and maybe 5 hours of “admit your privilege” 

Before: Only had $50 when someone gave me one for Christmas which someone stole out of my wallet “because they were mad.” or found $20 in the parking lot once.
Now: Can shoot $100 bills out of the bill gun for hours/days/weeks?

Before: two cars total
Now: picking out cars by the color to drive that day. All have turbos too. Even picking out cars to drive by the weather. Hey, it’s raining today, how about the one that’s best in the rain?  It’s a chore just parking or cleaning them all or having to have a duplicate of everything in every car so you don’t have to move them between cars. So many cars the kids don’t ever know which one is picking them up or which one to walk to.

Before: $10k credit max
Now: $100ks of credit

Before: couldn’t afford a trip for 5 years
Now: could go first class anywheres

Now if only we had a country that didn’t die to one balloon.