I’m not at all prepared for the Apoclypse

  • I don’t have any cool guns or ammo stockpiled
  • I was already a smaller person to begin with, so overpowering people with physical force will be hard unless they’re zombies
  • I’m getting close to senior citizen
  • I’m packed in the middle of millions of people with too many windows and no boards
  • I don’t have the bunker I wanted to have
  • I can’t sleep unless I take medicine that knocks me out making me vulnerable at night (like Dracula in the day)
  • If I don’t eat enough, I start getting light headed
  • I’m fat and out of shape
  • My apocalypse vehicle only gets 10 MPG
  • I’m not really technically inclined but at least I’m learning more after 2020
  • I’d rather die than eat gross foods, especially fish
  • I have back issues

I think if it was the slow moving zombies I might make it.

I think I was designed to be in the bunker like Cloverfeld Lane.