Ultimate Vehicle

Nov 29, 2022
Super Anonymous Guy

It took me 30 years but I found the ultimate vehicle:

  • Fits 5 people but can be expanded to 7 (but f that)
  • Unbridled acceleration. I only go 1/2 way in RPM and I’m in front nearly every time. I can’t imagine what it will be like when I drop some weight or add some more HP.
  • I can overclock it for 340 more HP if I’m bored.
  • Only people that got by me all day was two teslas going 90 mph+ and some nutjob in that Honda Rubber car going 100+ mph.
  • After driving the freeway for 30+ years, this does the best passes I’ve seen. People don’t even have time to react by the time you’re THE FUCK GONE. later losers. You know how people like to block your pass? Your pass is done before they can even do anything about it. haha.
  • Completely unique. There’s no one like me on the road. Even if you find the same model, it’s nothing like you. It’s such an awesome feeling to stand apart vs.  hey there’s another one like me all the time. Even worse would be Tesla Model 3 or Tesla in general as there’s 100s in every drive. Even the $200k cars, they are duplicates around.  You spend all that, and someone has a better one.
  • Completely intimidates other drivers and influences their driving. I switch between cars and see the difference. My other car is boring now.
  • Reasonably priced
  • Takes lowest grade/cheapest gas
  • Has 2-5 hobbies built into it depending on what you’re into
  • Super customizable, 260-page PDF on customizing
  • Pretty decent community that helps you answer questions, sells you parts, etc. (but tons of scammers also trying to rob you)
  • Gets going so hard, I can coast for 20-30 seconds without pressing the gas. JUGGERNAUGHT BITCH.
  • Unlocks completely unique benefits never before possible
  • Hopefully, people don’t want to rob it or steal it
  • Nice range. 2 fillups an entire state? The idiot teslas are off charging 2-3x for an hour haha.
  • SMOOTH sailing. Drive over the worst roads and it’s smoooooth. I had to find some seriously f-ed up roads or potholes in the SLOW/truck lane to feel it.
  • pretty quiet for all the power and I can dump in some sound proofing (silver stuff).
  • X leaves you alone.
  • All these features not available elsewhere
  • “unrollable?” (my dad: “nothing is unrollable!”)
  • Lots of dead ones in the junkyard to possibly grab things off of. If you had the room you could buy a 2nd parts car and grab from it.

 

  • Cons

=every part is like $$$$$ . $86 for a dumb pigtail connector
=dealer is a motherfucker. $190 to program two remotes and the fuckers don’t even include the remotes ($50 each).
=have to invent your own security system. I was using a battery immobilizer until I read that it f-s the whole computer and started getting horrible gas milage.
=uses fucking TORX
=people either hate it or love it. F em!