Shlonglor – Page 25 – Everything Yet Nothing

haha my gas guzzler

Posted on July 26, 2023July 26, 2023 by Shlonglor

My vehicle uses 2 gallons of premium to go 20 miles. Sometimes I coast around for 0.1 more mpg. No one can remotely…

Holy Fuck The Blackening is bad

Posted on July 26, 2023July 26, 2023 by Shlonglor

This movie teaches a lesson. You can take the shittiest movie and make a trailer with it and make it look funny. It…

Rampage Movie sucks

Posted on July 16, 2023 by Shlonglor

The Arcade game they turned into a movie. So bad. The people are supposed to turn into the monsters but instead they had…

New Bird Box on Netflix

Posted on July 15, 2023July 16, 2023 by Shlonglor

Had no idea what was going on 90% of the time. Just cashing in. They farmed the shit out to Spain so it’s…

Suits: Meghan Merkle

Posted on July 8, 2023July 8, 2023 by Shlonglor

Oh funny. This trends after I post this. I’m a trend setter. https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MeghanMarkleHasNoTalent&src=trend_click&vertical=trends Started watching Suits because I have to have something…

The missing CD

Posted on July 8, 2023July 8, 2023 by Shlonglor

I song lyric popped into my head but I couldn’t place it. I kept remembering parts of it. I put it into google…

Twitter 2: LOGIN

Posted on July 4, 2023July 5, 2023 by Shlonglor

Random links

Worst TV intro songs ever

Posted on July 2, 2023 by Shlonglor

Monk (wtf are they even saying) Suits (I forget rest)

Noooo – Oscar-Winning Actor Alan Arkin Dead At 89

Posted on June 30, 2023 by Shlonglor

I love that guy. He’s got some TV shows/movies too. Story

Evil Dead Rises

Posted on June 29, 2023 by Shlonglor

So bad. Despite Bruce & Rami being involved, it was just dumb. And even woke. None of the magic of the movies or…

Update: BattleBit Remastered

Posted on June 27, 2023June 28, 2023 by Shlonglor

Update: Battlebit Remastered is the second coming of Battlefield: Bad Company Apparently (4) people both outdid EA (Battlefield) and Activision (Call of Duty)…