Author: Shlonglor

Apparently that’s what I’m going through. Never heard of it.

When people have gaps between their front two top teeth it drives me insane. Fix that shit!

Again

I was watching Mike Tyson fights in the 1980s/90s. Least the fight wasn’t over in 1 hit. They both got rich and we the viewers lost.

Just realized I’ve now been on the internet for 30 years! Insane. I still can’t design anything in photoshop haha.

Fresh salty tears. I’ll never forget the day in 2016 when he won the last time and work was like a funeral all day while I was laughing inside. Funniest shit ever.

These drivers are dumb as fuck. What else is new. 100+ cars in a row with their brights on and none of them know to turn off their brights if you flash them. The other day I got an asian lady, OLD, in a white tesla (default car) going the wrong way face to face

I got a new (2020) Genie Screwdrive Garage opener and WOW, what a difference. I had a garage door opener that was at least 15+ years old. It was LOUD. Rattle rattle. It got stuck going up/down. The range for the remote was HUMP THE GARAGE. So I ordered this and slowly got it going.

Wow, it’s not since Flamingosis that I’ve found a band that really speaks to me. I got them off my daughter. Men I Trust. They have a sort of 1970s feel to them. This is exactly my kind of music. But of course I like a ton of other types.      

Click Check on the face (right) on the one that gives you a boner. Hit X on the one that causes it to recoil/invert. Talk about shallow. Facebook dating has some seriously scary people. My line is “no thanks, i’d rather be single.”

After 2020, they sure perfected the horrible unwatchable show format. It’s pretty hard to find anything good on there.

Man the gas prices or any prices. The weather is good and the crime (in my area) is the lowest around. I’m like the last fucking person here too. A few Kali guys and a ex-sister-n-law The girls are now 98% uglier too. Years go by without one pretty girl. The girls on the dating

Picked up this thing yesterday and it works great. YOu can use regular batteries, or rechargeable or plug in micro USB. The only issue is the sensor is pretty short. One poster cut the wire and extended it. But it’s super cool, tells me right where to stop in the garage. Worked perfectly first time.

Found the best ice cream place a few lights away. Every Tuesday it’s only $3 for (3) scoops and there’s SO many good flavors that you get good ones every time. I love WHORECHATA. Someday they’ll get rid of the special or go out of business and life will be over. Handel’s Ice Cream