Author: Shlonglor

I’m super into succulents

For months now I’ve been building a display of succulents. The only problem I experience is I can’t remember which ones I already have. Four times now I buy one then get home and f, we already had it. I also didn’t notice we had two giant pots of them out front of the garage

The fake cop

I told this story one time before in 1997-1998. I was driving along my 1 and 1/2 hour commute to that game company. When this guy kept trying to ram me off the road. He kept trying to get around me and I’d block his move. Then he finally got around me then stopped in

Cox Sux Cox

25 years later. They still do. Now their techs are literal smooth brained morons. One said they would transfer me to the “advanced department.”  Most of them can’t manage to complete a sentence and their chat lines are full of errors. I feel like cutting and pasting from a sheet for tech support was better

Lunch

I don’t know how anyone could eat their lunch at 10 or 11 a.m. The only thing I can imagine is maybe they start work or get up at 5 a.m. and by that time, that’s lunch. haha.

Revenge

17 years after a company charged me $3,000 for a lease break fee to switch apartments I finally got my money back. Due to inflation that’s probably $6,000 by now haha. It wasn’t a direct/free transfer but I still got it. At least 20 times now I’ve got my revenge if I just wait long

Add a Glue Gun to your Life

I’m on year 3 and 1/2 of doing repairs now and I recommend adding a GLUE gun to your list of options. I’m using it for all sorts of things and sometimes it lasts years and other times it fails but it’s certainly something to try. https://amzn.to/3LIVh2B Glued a pet proof screen into the sliding

Amazon Prime: Wayne

There’s some good stuff in the TV series section. Old non-woke stuff. But here we got Wayne, billed as from the creators of Deadpool. It’s pretty REAL or unique. Wayne just does all sorts of crazy shit that no one would do. It’s pretty entertaining. The only unfortunately part is that it just kinda ends
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