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Since I have these woke nazi aholes on the hunt for me, I’ve been sharing less personal details and more high-level details. That’s the wake of cancel culture. Anyone is an idiot post-2015 for sharing ANY information about themselves via a webpage or social media. It adds nothing to your life and you only have something to lose for people knowing more about you publically. That even works that way for the stars as well. Some of my friends have ZERO online footprint now and that’s honestly the way to go. As I mentioned, they say NOTHING at work. Ever. haha. I’d love to just throw away my smartphone and switch to a classic pre-smartphone that just made calls.

These fuckers: people, government, and corporations are in everyone’s business trying to track or control every bit of our lives and if you cut them out of it and refuse to participate, they have no control over you whatsoever which is what the majority of Americans are doing. haha. Ignore all these fux and just enjoy your life. Go have your massive boat parade. F off.

However, in 2020+ they reached into our lives and shut down the businesses we shopped at or ate at. They raised our gas prices. They raised the prices of everything. They infected our workplaces with woke training. (admit your personal privilege!). They infected our schools with their politics. They f-ed up what is available in the grocery store. They jacked with the price of wood at the hardware store. They fucked up both new and used car prices. They (mostly cryptos) screwed up the graphics card market. They’re inserting their politics into our video games or going back and time and removing things we had already been playing for years. Pre-2020 you could be a clueless idiot and never look at politics or online nonsense and live a happy life, but now that seems really impossible. But we should try.

You CAN just put up with the high prices, complain about it, and hope Jesus does something about it. However, if you look at the bible, you saw that nothing was done to the Romans, so don’t expect much.

The Ozarks Netflix
The Ozarks on Netflix

The Ozarks on Netflix

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The final episodes are on and season. If you haven’t seen the show before, it’s definiately worth watching. It’s not incredibly original vs. soe of the drug shows you might have watched before but the actors (spectrum of genders), are really good. I love Jason Bateman and it’s hilarious to jump back and forth between this show and Arrested Development. One he’s younger and joking, this one he’s serious and older. haha. He was on SILVER SPOONS in the 1980s which those f-ers will never release on DVD and I can never find past season 1.

the IT Crowd
You guys gotta watch The IT Crowd (Netflix)

You guys gotta watch The IT Crowd (Netflix)

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I have heard it before but I missed it apparently. It’s a UK show on Netflix (5 seasons). Wow, this show is funnier than MOST comedies. I’m dying. Totally recommended. You can tell that woke comedy makes a show like this no longer possible so you have to go back and watch something like this. It’s better than the UK office version even.

Netflix

Wiki

The comedy premiered on Channel 4 on 3 February 2006, and ran for four series of six episodes each. Although a fifth series was commissioned, it was not produced.[1] The programme was concluded with a special “farewell” episode that aired on 27 September 2013.[2][3][4][5] The programme was critically acclaimed and has a cult following.

 

Overwatch 2 a Pathetic Preview

Overwatch 2 a Pathetic Preview

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$60 patch

It’s funny how all the employees and customers switched to working on or playing Valorant

as well as receiving a $30,000 a year raise, $3,000 for home computers, Covid Bonuses., and everything better over there other than the location (deep LA).

twitter
The Twitter Scam

The Twitter Scam

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Update

Follow a bunch of famous people. Jam reload. Try to do one-liners and be one of the first people to do so. Slowly pick up followers that way. Jam retweet on every big name post. Your soul gains power off likes and followers. Repeat. There has to be games of this. haha. I remember some social media one.

Or be a girl posting sluty photos

Original
I see the appeal. Whoring yourself for likes and self-admiration, just like Facebook. haha. I can see why certain people go for it, where it fills their empty lives with people worshiping them when it would never happen in real life.

Twitter is so fucking useless unless you’re a comedian with hilarious posts.

Facebook is the same shit only with your friends and family.

Finally Beat All Witcher 3

Finally Beat All Witcher 3

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256 hours. Compare to Cyberpunk, only 60 hours.  It’s pretty good but Cyberpunk is way better. The voice acting makes the whole thing. The women are so hot in that game. Press X to bang.

Update: Beat the expansions too. L53. Did most everything I could do but low level stuff that no longer is worth anything.

Update: OK beat it. 195 hours. Level 35. Now I’m working on the two expansions.

Original: 177 hours played and level 22. A huge downgrade after playing Cyberpunk though.

 

Vought F4U Corsair
I should have been a World War II Corsair pilot in the Pacific

I should have been a World War II Corsair pilot in the Pacific

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I really think that was my calling but unfortunately I was 60 years too late. I’d be dead now, but I think I would have been awesome.  I would have had to be a marine. One of my cousins (female) is a marine.

Vought F4U Corsair

Corsairs were flown by the “Black Sheep” Squadron (VMF-214, led by Marine Major Gregory “Pappy” Boyington) in an area of the Solomon Islands called “The Slot“. Boyington was credited with 22 kills in F4Us (of 28 total, including six in an AVG P-40, although his score with the AVG has been disputed).[52] Other noted Corsair pilots of the period included VMF-124’s Kenneth Walsh, James E. Swett, Archie Donahue, and Bill “Casey” Case; VMF-215‘s Robert M. Hanson and Donald Aldrich; and VF-17‘s Tommy Blackburn, Roger Hedrick, and Ira Kepford. Nightfighter versions equipped Navy and Marine units afloat and ashore.

 

 

Skull and Bones
The only game I care about: Skull & Bones: Gameplay Leak Shows Combat, On-Foot Exploration, and More

The only game I care about: Skull & Bones: Gameplay Leak Shows Combat, On-Foot Exploration, and More

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The best pirate game so far was Assassins Creed: Black Flag. I had 500+ hours. I have about 1500 hours at Sea of Thieves.

Skull & Bones: Gameplay Leak Shows Combat, On-Foot Exploration, and More

Video Link

There was an earlier article the other month/year about the development hell that’s been stuck in.

Jolt Cola, the first Energy Drink

Jolt Cola, the first Energy Drink

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I remember back in the late 1980s where we heard about JOLT COLA. I rode my bike down to the convenience store to buy one. I remember it was like motor oil. It kinda slid down your throat. Then now let’s look at all the energy drinks today. They coulda been the RED BULL.

 

From Wikipedia 

Jolt Cola is a carbonated soft drink produced by The Jolt Company, Inc. The cola drink was created in 1985 by C. J. Rapp as a highly caffeinated beverage. It was targeted towards students and young professionals, stressing its use as a stimulant in a similar manner as energy drinks

The cola drink was created in 1985 by C. J. Rapp as a highly caffeinated beverage.[1] It was targeted towards students and young professionals, stressing its use as a stimulant in a similar manner as energy drinks. Its slogan reads “All the sugar, twice the caffeine!”

When did they stop making Jolt Cola?
Jolt, which first launched in 1985, ceased production between 2009 and 2010, after some questionable decisions … like rolling out cans that looked like alkaline batteries.

 

I drink energy drinks to stay awake. Perscriptions I take make me super drowsy. I switched to COSTCO brand 5-hour energy as they were the best deal + not all the bad things that regular energy drinks contain. They’re of course bad for you.

Sometimes when I don’t eat anything and drink an energy drink, I have a near panic attack or heart attack. That can’t be good.

Anything to stay awake.

BUG-A-SALT
BUG-A-SALT Salt Gun

BUG-A-SALT Salt Gun

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Apparently, this is a thing. They sell all sorts of attachments to it, including real scopes and lasers, and so on. I don’t have one yet because there’s not enough flies. They have a black edition that will get you shot by the police. And if you search on Amazon they have lots of attachments.

If you actually have one, let us know how it is.

Smurfed in 2021

Smurfed in 2021

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So these jerks kept pressuring me to play a game with them and I gave 0 shits about the game and didn’t want to play. But they kept pressuring me and it was (3) bosses. I hated them in real life so I didn’t want to play with them on top of that. They would not take no for an answer no matter how many hints I gave them such as not enough time, I would rather work on my work etc. Another time I ditched and didn’t show up but the pressure kept coming. They acted like it was a condition of employment (more on that below).

So what I did is put my adult-aged kid in the game. But I kept the voice chat going to me where I was talking but HE was playing on another computer. It was so funny. They’d ask me all sorts of game questions and I just wouldn’t say anything or would make random unrelated comments.  He got into the games and DESTROYED them. His level is near grandmaster and they were way below that. He would slaughter the entire team of coworkers. What’s really funny is there was one coworker who thought they were awesome and it was their last day. They thought they were one of the best players and had expected to spend their last day working everyone in the game and go out on a win. But that’s not what happened at all. Then afterward everyone was saying what an awesome player I was and I and my son were laughing our asses off. I don’t even remember when I had last played even, it was something like 2017. haha. I had passed on SMURFING to the next generation, my son.

I mean who invented Smurfing? Get a clue. Unless they somehow find this post, they still have no clue.

And here’s another story. I joined a team where it was me and another guy who had only worked there maybe 1 year longer than me but was my boss.  We get in a game of 8 players, and he said something like “don’t attack my town or I’ll fire you.” and he said it to EVERYONE in the game of coworkers and they all laughed at me. Total ahole. Threatening to fire someone over a game. The joke was on him though because he quit for  1 Million dollars and they f-ed him out of it. haha. Then they never wanted to rehire him if he ever asked.

Gossip
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All these leaders wanted to expose people’s real names on the forums to make it like Facebook. I was like, no one wants that. If you wanted your real name shown, you’d put your posts on Facebook or some other place that exposes your name. Gamers like to create their own gaming names and use those and not be forced to use them.

Then imagine the female gamers who would be suddenly targeted when it was exposed they were female. Imagine that horror, especially 5-10 years ago.

Who the f wants to be doxed on the forums?

Sure there ARE forums that use real names, but they’re not especially common on gaming forums.

Of course, people thought I’m just a negative person and ignored me. This other girl that everyone hated also said the same thing and agreed with me. We were the two outsiders that knew it was a stupid idea.

Ignore the negative people, they’re always negative! ORRRRR

Then we were both vindicated in the end and no one gave us any credit for being right. We could have avoided a big scandal.

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